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truestorymayne:

lubricates:

when u try ur best but u don’t succeed

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When you get what you want but not what you need

when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep

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lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

This is so cute and I’m amazed at how many older generations they have

This so adorable 😩

Oh this is so pure 😭😭😭

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reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

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So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

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not-to-worry—fan-not-stalker:

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This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

OH WELL GOD DAMN YOU…

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Originally posted by ann-fortunately

BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE

AND THAT’S THE TEA

MY FUCKING HEART

I’m just still not over that he memorised exactly how to get to Peter’s home and Peter’s little puppy dog eyes of surprise when Tony’s correcting Happy just I swear this is fanfiction

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luzialowe:

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

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goblin screen

let them in

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‘Temporary’ Names

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Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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This is my favorite cat post

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catsbeaversandducks:

When your body is ready but your food is not.

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jamesyouth:

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

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